I've often found my self intrigued by quotes from Southerners. Somehow there is a backwoods saying to fit every occasion. I'm trying to store them in my broken tattered memory, but since writing things down is nearly the only way to keep anything in the leaky bastard for any length of time, here are a few that come to mind:
Fine as frog hair.
Low as a hogs belly.
Cold as a witches tit.
(My title is for Neal Young, who is a king among men.)
Yep, I really did just make a whole post for a few quotes. VERY worthwhile quotes.