...but they don't fall down
You'd laugh to see a pudding crawl, like locksmiths laugh at love.
Ark, I actually had to go and look those up. I've never heard either! I hope to come upon just the right moment and be able to use them. Still feeling a bit hazy on the context I might use "love laughs at locksmiths." On a related note, have you ever seen the movie Boondock Saints? It's one of my favorites and there's a bartender in the movie that always stutters and puts quotes together wrong. A bit dark but I think you might really enjoy it.
When I can bag a tick I'll give Boondock a butcher's
Dude. You've lost me.